"You're in pain? You're sad? Your hair's falling out?
...well, have you tried horse therapy for it?"
A response to all the probably well-meaning people insisting that they know "this one thing" that's guaranteed to cure what ails you.

(Please note: the artist is aware that maybe this one thing *did* work for you, your brother, your aunt's friend's kid, etc. - and that's great! Assuming it will work for everyone without knowing their whole story - which is not your business - and insisting they do it, however, is not helpful or kind.)